....Reunited: Jon and Angie......

Last night Angie made her third appearance on The Daily Show with my lovely Jewy Jon Stewart (Jewy is his word not mine). As usual both of them were charming, cute and Jon was funny showing his fondness for her. It was clearly obvious that they both have a genuine respect and affinity for each other. She greeted him with a warm hug and not the usual professional handshake. I thought two things when I saw that:

"Awww, I knew it I wasn't too off when it came to their friendship."

The second thought...the Kathy Griffin in me said, "You're never going to get that, Seacrest! Suck on that!"

And that is why I keep the KG in me silent.


She watches the show all the time too :) I can't think of better way of ending my night with Brad, Jon and Stephen...oh wait, I know, throw in Keith. Yes, I'm a newsmen ho, get over it.


Even though I loved the entire interview there were some highlights like Jon saying that they've been friends for a long time before asking her if a burka can contain her hotness. It was then followed by him saying that she's our greatest weapon against extremism. Although he forgot to mention that her and Brad are our country's most valuable export because they don't have to travel to Albania to get some international love.



The play date line, Brad and Tracey must have loved that one lol Unless Jon wasn't just referring to him and Angie...hmmm...hawt. And they quickly touched/held hands.


Angie and Brad are up to the challenge of having a large family and Jon supports them by saying that they're the adults and calling the kids little bastards, oh Jon lol



When they talked about whole banning the press and/or fox ordeal it didn't surprise me. Her people are much guarded than her. Once when she promoting TR2, she was doing a live feed interview with Good Day LA and when Dorothy asked her about being open with dating men or women, Angie smiled, chuckled a little and said, "Ok" then her live feed was cut off! lol She didn't seem bothered by it but her people (who had warned Dorothy not to ask personal questions) were none too pleased.


*RANT WARNING*
One more thing about how Fox News called her a hypocrite regarding freedom of speech, that applies to the GOVERNMENTAL suppression of free speech not individuals. The FCC didn't fire Don Imus his bosses did, they punished him for his "free speech". And the Laugh Factory has banned the N word from their stage and they have right to just like how Arianna removed death threats against Cheney from huffingtonpost because it's her blog, her rules. And that crazy bitch Coulter has never been arrested for all the bile she's spewed, she's just been dropped from a few conservative publications. *END OF RANT*



The interview ended with them holding hands which was lovely because anyone just tuning in could see the platonic bond between them. All in all I was a very happy fan girl seeing two of my favorite people just enjoying each other. Let's hope it doesn't take another four years for it to happen again.






Here are some other videos involving mostly Stephen and Jon talking about Angie and Brad.

Stephen takes a swipe at a certain someone..and the thought of Angie being a Supreme Court Justice surprises no one in the audience lol




This is the time Stephen offered his...services to Angie. lol


Stephen talks about the Jolie-Pitt baby bump aka Shiloh with Iraq war vet Paul Rieckoff This was before she was born.


Stephen asks about the baby bump again it's at the end.



Stephen doesn't say her name...



Even when talking to Anderson Cooper Jon shows his love for Angie.



What's in the box?!


A river and Stephen




Stephen v. Clooney

Watch it

Stephen suspects Brad...

Hello, Hello Pax!

1. No, I'm not talking about family friendly channel that plays reruns of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman and Touched by An Angel. The Jolie-Pitts have added another child to their beautiful brood, Pax Thien Jolie (soon to be Jolie-Pitt) Mama Jolie and Maddox picked him up from his homeland of Vietnam. Here are pictures of the cute little tot..thanks to justjared.com




I'd like to congratulate Brad, Angie, Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh on their newly expanded family. BAMPZS much like BAMZS lol will live their lives above the fray while haters will continue with their whining because Brad and Angie adopting another child is far worse than the War in in Iraq, Darfur, the Walter Reed scandal, Hurricane Katrina, poverty etc.. They really have their priorities in check.




Anyway, with another child to care for I imagine bootknockin' in the Jolie-Pitt boudoir will temporarily decrease. The sacrifices that these two make, sigh :)

.........Two years later.....

This has been great time for BAMZS and their fans. After nearly two years Angie speaks and confirms what we already know. She loves Brad, she didn't breakup his marriage and she is blessed for everything that she has. And they made their first public appearance in New York for the premiere of The Good Shepard where minds everywhere exploded. The hilarious Brad Blanks was there on the red carpet no less and he briefly talked to De Niro, Brad and Angie. Here is the video, I encourage everyone to watch it and share it.






In honor of this lovely pair I have made another video. The song is timeless.




This holiday season, let's follow the Jolie-Pitts lead and try to do some good in this world. Be happy, be kind, be generous and most importantly, let's spread some love in 2007.

Much love everyone!

..........Grateful..........

I know that "thankful" is more fitting but I figure a lot of bloggers would have already used it at their title. Here are a couple of things I am grateful some are silly while others are serious. Yes, obviously I'm thankful for my friends and family, so there. lol


My Creative Zen Vision: M media player because even though it's chunkier than the video Ipod, I still love it. Besides, I do not mind my electronics having curves...there's nothing with a little badonkadonk . Plus, it's a beautiful shade of blue.


The Jolie-Pitts because they are what we should all aspire to be and no, I'm talking about their move star status. They are unbelievably blessed with great looks, fame, fortune, beautiful kids and each other. Most folks in their position wouldn't give issues like poverty, war, AIDS, the environment and gay marriage a second thought, but these two do. They do more than care, they are proactive in their work.


We should all try to make an effort to help this world. It doesn't matter what religion you practice because after all is said and done, what matters is...how did you help make the world a better place than when you originally came into it.



The sane American people deserve a nod. Y'all saw the light and instead of watching turn into fire, you actually got up and fought against it this past election. Thank you.....if I were a rich woman, I'd send you all free bags of swag but since I'm not...well, you'll just have to accept this blog entry instead. Sorry lovelies. Maybe Oprah can hook you all up?



Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, I know that you two will never read this blog but screw it, I love you both! You make the news and this country less depressing. And more importantly, you are not deceiving the public by pretending to be a "real" newsmen unlike some folks on cable..... Whether you two handsome bastards believe it or not, you're both powerful and influential figures in the media, politics and the country. Thank you both for being our country's satirists and saviors.


Keith Olbermann, now how can I NOT love a man who has the balls to tear into folks like Coulter, Savage, Limbaugh, O'Reilly and all those other batshit neo-cons? Oh Keith, you are the perfect balance that our media and our country needs. Now, as much as I love Jon and Stephen, REAL news anchors/journalists are in great demand these days and you sir, are one of the very few out there.


Even though you're uncomfortable with this comparison, you are my generation's Edward R. Murrow. Your uneasiness whenever Murrow's name is used in your presence is quite endearing because despite what the haters say, you are a humble man...who happens to have a healthy ego. But I know that many Americans believe that you are truly deserving of this comparison.


You are a phenomenal writer, an excellent journalist and a true patriot. Thank you, Keith for being the voice of every frustrated American in this country.

........The Balance..........

Everyday, hate, ignorance, and intolerance is taught and passed down from generation to generation. For example, look at terrorism. Any person can learn how to shoot a gun or build/wear a bomb, they just need the right motivation to do so. I know this happens everyday all around the world but...it's different when you're a witness to it and there is not a damn thing you can do about it.


I'll never understand those who knowingly teach their child/children how to be inhumane and intolerant of those are who different from them...especially those who claim to do it in the name of God. Therefore, I will never support a relationship/union that is built on a foundation of utter ignorance and was formed from a common bond of hateful morals and values.


So, as you can imagine I was little bit down because of this...then, I thought about Shiloh and her parents. As cheesy as this may sound, I realized that there is a balance in the world because of her. She will be raised to accept individuals of different faiths, races, ethnicities, economic backgrounds and sexual orientations....and there it is. Her birth, along with many others counter all the evil that is in this chaotic world.


Despite all the darkness in the world there will always be light to lead us through.

......Congratulations Jolie-Pitts!....

Last night, baby (girl) Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born! Like her older siblings she was born in an exotic locale, Namibia, Africa where America's most beautiful family has been shacked up in highly guarded resort since April. Congratulations to my beloved Jolie-Pitts!


Now, I know that I haven't posted any BAMZ updates but that's because well, I've lost my source for pictures lol Anyway, fate seemed to be work since I should have been in bed an hour ago but I guess that wasn't in the cards! After checking my e-mail I saw that MSN posted the story. Again, best wishes to Brad and Angie for finding each other and the family that's they've always wanted. Also, to Nicole Kidman for dropping out of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. True love is beautiful!

One more thing: Let the haters hate, Brad, Angelina, Maddox, Zahara and TEAM Jolie-Pitt, go on and celebrate!

Credit to people.com, gettyimages and ramey for the pics!

...........BAMZ is BACK.............

I must apologize for my tardiness. At the time of "BAMZ is pregnant" announcement I was not in the greatest mood when it came to my beloved BAMZ, it wasn't becuase of them specifically. See, my former BAMZ sanctuary turned into a high school drama that of course, did not need to happen. So, to say the least, I was a bit tainted when I thought of BAMZ because I would reminded of how unhappy I was at my former sanctuary. Anyway, like Mariah would say, I just needed to "shake it off" which I have done. Now, let's get on w/ it! Thanks to yukko, stargazing, chrysallys, and everyone esle for the photos!

PDA ALERT..........FINALLY! LOL
Leaving the Claridge hotel hand-in-hand! Love the sunglasses!

Couples really do dress alike. She's wearing charcoal while he's sporting gray...b/c there's major difference lol
Awwwww! I know it's only hand holding and we all know that they've done more, but this is big deal for a fan like myself!



On the 28th, the globe hopping couple attended, I believe, the third day of the World Economic forum in Davos, Swizterland. There they go, saving the world again!

Brad: Tonight, I'm going to ravish you all night long.
Angelina:Sounds good, but let's try to solve the world's economic problems first.

More hand holding and smiles!






Her bump, her bump, her lovely lady bump. Check it out! Allegedly, she's due in May.

That's it for now my lovelies!

......The Week In BAMZ.........

Disclaimer:This is all about BAMZ, so if you're a hater I must ask, why are you here? Insulting me will not change my mind, yes it's fun I know but it's wasted webspace and compared to my Bennifer 2 entries I've been pretty kind to Aniston and have not dedicated an entry hating on her. Put the tiki torches away because I moderate the comments so your efforts will be fruitless. But if you're a fan, welcome! I hope you enjoy my humble abode here on blogger and that you visit me again. This does not mean that I will abandon my 10 Items entries, I just decided that my beloved BAMZ needed their own weekly update.


Hello my fellow BAMZ babies! Technically, this should be the "The Weeks in BAMZ" entry but I was in a pensive mood for the past few weeks so I had to get that taken care, just scroll down to see what I mean. So, let's get this shizzy started and as always, I have to credit Just Jared, and the lovely folks at Brad and Angelina.net for the pictures!


1. Just a day after the adoption announcement, Papa Pitt and Maddox aka Braddox, dined in NYC at what else, a space themed restaurant. Madd is really into outerspace, he does have awesome moonboots! Papa Pitt just looks so damn proud!



2. Since Mama Jolie was/is filming the Good Shepard in NYC, her and Madd went shopping in Whole Foods and it does look like she may have went into the vitamin section..prenatal? If I had skillz with Adobe I'd be able to tell you but I don't bitches. Some very cute pictures though.


Take that you bottom feeders! You're lucky that I'm too young to know what finger to stick up!



3. Mama Jolie, Zahara and I believe Holly are running some errands and went into a courthouse in California. No marriage license had been revealed yet so don't freak out. Although you can clearly see that Zahara wants to stick out her tongue but she is a lady, so she is instead embracing her mama's boobies.



4. It looks as if Mama Jolie is not a procrastinator when it comes to holiday shopping! Snaps for her! Here she is wearing her trademark color and a top that has some wondering if she is hiding something or perhaps, she just got her monthly bill and is bloated. Love the LV bag, my sister has a knockoff version!




5. Merry Xmas and happy holidays to all, especially BAMZ! Papa Pitt, Mama Jolie and Zahara picked out a Christmas tree last Sunday. Ah, the domestic life is fabulous.



Is it just me? Or am I the only hearing the stifled screams of Vanity Fair's Leslie Bennett and E! News vertical lemon-headed host Giuliana DePandi coming from the bed of the truck? Nah, I'm just hearing things.



6. Ms. Jolie met with her agents this week but it is unknown what she discussed with them...possible projects or did she reveal a bit of personal news that also begins with a p?

Love the boots, Brad knows them too well since they've probably left marks on his back. Mama Jolie by day, Mistress Jolie by night.



7. The following days were pretty uneventful. Brad had a dinner with a lady friend which was fodder for Rabid Jennifer fans and Angelina had dinner as well sans Brad. I'm not posting pics b/c well, they're boring and they're not with the kids.


8. While sporting a black poncho, Mama Jolie picked Maddox up from his last day of school on the 16th. The spiderman lunchbox rules and so do his silver moonboots.



9. And this past weekend Ms. Jolie finished moving into Casa de Brad soon to be Casa de Jolie-Pitt!



That's it for now my lovelies! Look out for the 10 Items or less update this Christmas! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

........From B to A......

To those of you who love this blog or love to hate it, you're probably wondering why there is a lack of Bennifer 2 hate, especially since their offspring came into the world this past week. Well, since BAMZ has formed, my attention has been mostly focused on them which is quite obvious actually. Does this mean that I'll completely abandon my Bennifer 2 hate entries...yes and no.


BAMZ is everything that Bennifer 2 isn't and I absolutely love it! They're beautiful inside and out, talented, successful, selfless, humanitarians, intelligent, classy, and not a curse on humanity and Hollywood. Unlike Bennifer 2, pictures or articles about this foursome do not incite anger or annoyance, just love and double awwws. In a nutshell, they bring out the positive side of me. And honestly, wasting all that angry energy is bad for my health and my complexion. So, I will no longer dedicate entire entries to Bennifer 2.


Now, just because I won't write entries doesn't mean that I will never mention them. Most likely, they'll get a blurb in my 10 Items or less entries. Will there be exceptions? Of course! If Ben happens to lets' say...partakes in an orgy in Vegas w/ dawrf transexual strippers while snorting crack off of them, my well-toned ass will sooo be on that story. That's like getting mad at a dog for eating a steak that you placed directly in fron it or being shocked when another of Paris Hilton's engagements gets called off. Hell, if Ben or even Jennifer fuckup, I'll be a guest star by dropping in doing my part and then head on out. Other than that, I'll be MIA.


So, I would like to take this time to thank those who have supported my Bennifer 2 hate along the way.

Katyray, you are every bennifer 2 haters dream! Girl, you are smart, witty, informative and refreshingly honest. You're not afraid to state the truth and to be hated because of it. You're an inspiration to us all! And I'll miss informing you about my anti-bennifer 2 entries. Although a small part of me wishes that something horribly grand (not fatal) would happen to our much loathed pair just so I can send you a lovely PM. Knowing them, that day seems inevitable.


Kendra, the passion that you have is unbelievable and to anyone who is weak, it could be overwhelming. Thankfully, I am not in the latter. If you, katy and myself came together, the pro-bennifer 2 folks wouldn't recover after dealing with us. I admire the fact that you still stuck w/ the show after I and many others like me, jumped ship after the premiere. You try to find the good and the beauty where people like myself cannot and for that, I tip my hat to you. I'm sorry that Bennifer 2 and ABC has done this to you. If I ever get the chance, I'll give them their comeuppance and it will be motherfucking grand. Please still love me for choosing BAMZ because I know how you were hating on Brad.


Emilie and Electric, although both of you were one time players, I appreciated your comments. You're both so fantabulous for showing great intelligence by choosing MV over BA, damn sexy I tell ya! lol I can never hate a girl for having great taste in men and in hating. Much love to you both, boos.




Much love,
Amaya

......We are family..soon to be officially!............

Yesterday it was announced by Brad's publicist that he filed the adoption papers for Maddox and Zahara! WOOT, WOOT! It's time for the all skeptics and those living in denial to finally accept that Brad and Angelina are not just friends or fuck buddies as some have crudely suggested, they are legit! And no, they're not married but in California, unmarried couples can adopt, including gays. Gotta love America's bluest state!


Since he obviously has Angelina's consent, and well, is not Kevin Federline or Steve Irwin, the process should go off without a hitch. After the hearing, he can take a picture w/ Zahara, Maddox and the judge. That would be such a beautiful picture and I don't mind if it's kept private, some things are sacred. I just wish this is brief, and that soon after..we'll see an affectionate picture..I'm yearning for it. Hell, we all are!


This, at least to me, seems more soldifying than marriage because adoption is forever! So no matter what happens between Angelina and him (heaven forbid), he will always be their Papa Pitt. The Jolie-Pitts, America's hottest and most modern family!

........Ten Items or less: The Celebrity Couplings edition......

Hello mah babies, this entry will be fun and frivolous because my past rantings have been serious. Sometimes, I need a little break from this fucked up world we live in today! Let the pointless celebrity ramblings begin!

1. Brad and Angelina are still trying to save world and god bless them for their efforts! My beloved but very discreet pairing attended the Clintion Global Summit this past week. Although from what I gather this was not the event where they chose to come out as an official pair and so they attended on separate days. I don't doubt that both days ended with them meeting at a hotel to talk about the summit, read to the kids, tuck them in and then had some post-world saving sex. Ah, life is GRANDE. Sadly, there has been a lack of Papa Pitt and Mama Jolie pics. I guess Mad and Zahara were letting the 'rents have their saving the world/"alone" time together. They are such thoughtful kids!

In a recent Good Morning America interview Ms. Jolie was talking about little Zahara's weight gain and how "we" call Zahara by her new nick name "Chubby". Now, she didn't specifiy who "we" was but I think it's safe to assume "we" is Brad and Mad. Yes, it is only a matter of time before she says Brad...2 weeks to be exact! Here are some pics of the world's hottest Milf and Dilf at the Summit.



I am lovin' the dark hair! His eyes are so captivating! Keep the look B, me and many others love it!
Great profile shot of Ms. Jolie and confirmation that she doesn't need to pull off the "concerned" look unlike Ms. Hilton.

2. So Britney finally gave birth to her son, Preston Michael this past Wednesday. Of course Kevin wanted to name him "free ride" but he decided against it since he was the only one in the room laughing when he made the suggestion. We all know what this means! Armageddon is-ah comin'! Seriously, I wish Britney the best and I hope in 2006 her, Preston and Justin are happy together....heheheh that's right, you read that line correctly!


3. Renee and Kenny are kaput! Man, only after MONTHS of being wedlock they throw in the towel. I guess Renee didn't have him at hello! Was anyone really surprised that these two didn't last??? So, Mr. President and the religious right, how are homosexuals endangering the sanctity of marriage again?? Oh yes, by outlasting "Blessed" heterosexual unions such as the one mentioned above and raising otherwise abandoned, orphaned, or abused children. Mmm..I see now.




4. Bennifer 2 are still together (who would have imagined?! Well besides their fans), Jennifer is still implanted with his seed, Vartan is still long gone, and Ben is seeing a psychologist! Sounds like everything is going well in the world of Bennifer 2. Although with Ben seeing a shrink, I wouldn't be surprised if he went AWOL before, during or after the birth of their baby girl. Yes, I'm still holding out hope that baby will look exactly like Michael Vartan!


5. Eat your heart out Paris because Nicole has moved on! She has befriended another grotesquely skinny Hollywood "It" girl. And who is this young starlet you ask, well it is no other than Mischa Barton! Wow, replace one skinny bitch with another skinny but YOUNGER bitch. You go Nicole! Yeesh, eat a sandwich girl because you look like you're 12!


6. Freddie Prinze and Sarah Michelle Gellar had a wonderful 3rd anniversary I hear. He brought her to Woo Lae Oak which is a popular Korean restaurant in Beverly Hills and he cooked for her! Awwwwww! I hope these two get to baby making real soon lol Please, checkout his show Freddie when it airs! And no, I'm not his PR rep I just believe that he is well-suited for sitom life.

*Smooches* for SMG!



How Good it is to be loved by you!


You better not be eating anything sugary because you're going to have a sweetness overload!



That's it for now my babies! Keep cool, and keep your eyes and ears open for anymore happening in LaLa Land.

Much love,
Amaya

..Some Women are "Missing a Sensitivity chip" too....

Women are no better than men. Yes, I just spoke the truth so there is no need to adjust your monitor or refreshing the page. Despite Oprah, the Lifetime channel, Oxygen network, and the plethora of women magazines cluttering the periodical sections in libraries, and shelves on news stands, and grocery stores, women are capable of being just as "insensitive", "heartless","cruel" and "selfish" as men. The difference is, women are wise enough to cover their tracks and can easily manipulate outsiders into thinking that there are the victim, the broken hearted one that needs their sympathy and that their callousness is somehow justifiable.


It's funny how Brad Pitt is being crucified for moving on and getting the life that he wanted with another woman so soon after divorcing his wife. Yet, Jennifer Lopez who shamelessly paraded around town with Affleck while still being married to Cris Judd didn't receive the same kind of criticism. Yes, by non-famous individuals she was called a "whore" by the tabloids didn't tear her to shreds like they are with Brad.


Let's not forget about the other Jennifer who didn't wait too long to ran into the arms of her beloved co-star after divorcing from her less famous husband. Without giving her relationship with Michael a second (and not waiting at least two months) she jumps into the very hairy arms of another co-star. It's not desperation, love didn't conquer all, and loneliness is total cop-out and is a very, VERY weak defense. Let's call it what it is, these women aren't missing a sensitivity chip; they choose to corruptit in order to satisfy their own needs.


We are not godly creatures that are incapable of craving lust, giving into temptation or being completely and utterly insatiable. Like men, we have our weaknesses and our faults. Infidelity is not a sin that is solely committed by men and it's about time that the term men and words like "infidelity", "affair" and "cheating" are no longer used synonymously. It is unfair and unjust that society condemns men for recovering quickly from a breakup but then thoughtlessly supports women when they do the same. Women (like men) have souls, hearts and brains too and like their male counterparts, they know perfectly well what they are doing. Their careless and unbelievably selfish actions are IN NO WAY EXCUSABLE.


So ladies, if you want to change the game around so that both sexes are on an even playing field stop with the hypocrisy, be a real woman and take some responsibility for your actions. Because God knows that we are the LAST people that should be throwing stones at men.