......Are YOU Tara Reid? Read and find out!.........

So, this is like the Paris list except I've altered it to suit Tara Reid's personality!

1. Quite often, you wakeup face down in an alley with your clothes on backwards, with your bra around neck and your underwear is missing.

2. Your signature perfume is a mixture of cigarettes, beer and Red Bull.

3. You believe the drinking is a surefire remedy to a hangover.

4. You make speed daters look like serial monogamists.

5. When playing a role of an anthropologist, you believe that wearing your hair up in a bun and sporting black rimmed glasses makes you look intelligent.

6. A drunken accent is the only accent that you can pull off.

7. You can drink anyone under the table, even Colin Farrell.

8. According to a certain t-shirt that you own, you only skate for Jesus. Even though he never asked you to.

9. The paparazzi can immediately recognize you from one hundred feet away, thanks to your drunken walk.

10. For some reason, you believe that butt cleavage is attractive.

11. Your voice is what evil must sound like. Unless evil is a heavy chain smoker and is always in a drunken haze.

12. You have played a virgin twice….are you kidding me?

13. Your breasts are so fake that they have a life of their own. Sometimes, they even like to pose for the red carpet without you even knowing.

14. You have befriended a younger redheaded, freckled, orange skinned version of yourself and her name is Lindsay Lohan.

15. You are only invited to all the hip parties and clubs because someone needs to play the role of “drunk girl.”

16. In high school, you were voted most likely to be found… face down in an alley with your clothes on backwards, with your bra around your neck and your underwear is missing.

17. When asking your ex-boyfriend if you’ve gone “Hollywood”, he avoids the question and cuts to a commercial break.

18. Your most notable role is in a film named after a popular wholesome dessert.

19. You wear so much makeup that you make drag queens look natural.

20. You visit children dying of cancer and then right after, you proceed to smoke outside their hospital!

21. You smoke so much that even the French and chimneys are disgusted by you.