...I heart Nora....
Ro Ro Ro, Say It Ain't So
 One of the things I love about Rosie
Is how she writes these blogs
And they're poetry
 When I do this
       It's not poetry.
When she does it,
It is.
        even if i do it in lower-case letters
       like Rosie
       it's not poetry
    
Not that I know anything about poetry:
   Last year I wrote a poem.
       I tried to put it in my book.
       My editor said, this isn't poetry.
       That was the end of my poem.
       Oh well.
 Also Rosie writes haiku.
 
I am bad at haiku
I don't understand the form
Explain it to me:
 Five seven five, right?
Five words or five syllables?
I just don't get it
 Is this a haiku:
I feel sad about The View
Say it ain't so Ro
Or is it just a bunch of words?
 I loved The View
I couldn't stop watching.
Must-See TV, thy name is The View.
You can see why my editor was adamant I cut the poem.
 I even made my husband watch.
And he did.  On the treadmill.
I said, trust me, it's riveting
       It's a hockey game
       There might be blood on the ice
       You'll see.
 He had to admit it was amazing
       He wasn't just being nice
       He meant it
       Then he went back to watching the World Series of Poker.
 Would Rosie go too far?
       Would Barbara have a heart attack?
       And how funny is Joy Behar?
Elizabeth was the only person I knew who was in favor of the war
       Not that I knew her
       But I watched her every day
       and fought with her
       Through Rosie.
       It was exciting.
        Last  week on Wednesday there was a big fight.
       On Thursday's episode,
       Before we knew that Rosie was never coming back,
       Kathy Griffin said this thing that I would like to quote, although not exactly:
 She said, but it's the only show where women argue about politics
       Or something like that.
       And it's true.
       It is.
       It was.
       I loved it.
       So I feel sad
       And full of woe
       I am going to miss
       My Ro.
I posted my response to her with my own poem.
Nora and Ro..
    Thank you Nora, for being so true
Elisabeth & Rachel can only wish to be like you
They're young and pretty
Unable to defend their stupidity
Unlike them and the pundits on TV
You actually know the real Rosie
Funny, passionate, and loud
Never one to follow the crowd
Her time with those three ladies
Was exciting, with all the controversies
But Wednesday was one of the last straws
Having been scarred by those Republican claws
So now she must go her own way
Painting, blogging, and sailing away
Loving her kids and her wife Kelli
Instead of fighting a loyal and blond "Bushie"
O'Reilly, Tucker and Scarborough
Where will they go?
Without having to rip our dear Ro?


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